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armadillo69:

This is the British Soldier who was brutaly killed by being run down with a car from behind then stabbed on the streets of london today by two gutless cowards who claimed the attack in the name of their version of Fundamentalist Islam. Please pass this photo around and share the hell out of it, lets bring back capital punishment to anybody that commits gutless and cowardly crimes against our countries and our soldiers.

“Gutless and cowardly”? “Our countries and soldiers”? I’m sure many Afghans and other nationalities feel that way about our Cruise Missiles, laser targeted high altitude bombings, and our continued political interference in their lives and economies. So yeah, let’s not get all “my geopolitics is more erect than yours”.

Serving or retired soldier or no, this fella was murdered by a pair of clearly insane individuals who will in all likelihood serve life sentences. Regardless of whether or not  they are judged to be insane, the result only reflects badly on other law abiding Muslims, who already get a pretty bad rap as it is. The ball is in their court as it were, and the rest of us should calm the hell down.

Also,while this was a surprising and horrid murder, let’s not kid ourselves about how many other people have been killed by knife wielding thugs in London this past year. It’s not like the UK is free of regular criminal homicides.

All it took was “Assailants === Darkish” and “Some Allah-u-Akbar”. How would this scene have been different if the murderers had been shouting delusional crap about “contaminating our precious bodily fluids” or “My dog told me you were a slut so I have to kill you”? Because the Met already has a dubious record of dealing with the mentally ill anyway.

Bottom line - I feel sorry for him and his loved ones, but this kind of crazy talk really helps NOTHING and NO ONE. Calm the fuck DOWN.

wasteoiddd:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

yesssssss she’s supervising haha

a hilarious and cute story for all ages:)
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wasteoiddd:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

yesssssss she’s supervising haha

a hilarious and cute story for all ages:)
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wasteoiddd:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

yesssssss she’s supervising haha

a hilarious and cute story for all ages:)
Zoom Info
wasteoiddd:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

yesssssss she’s supervising haha

a hilarious and cute story for all ages:)
Zoom Info
wasteoiddd:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

yesssssss she’s supervising haha

a hilarious and cute story for all ages:)
Zoom Info
wasteoiddd:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

yesssssss she’s supervising haha

a hilarious and cute story for all ages:)
Zoom Info
wasteoiddd:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

yesssssss she’s supervising haha

a hilarious and cute story for all ages:)
Zoom Info
wasteoiddd:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

yesssssss she’s supervising haha

a hilarious and cute story for all ages:)
Zoom Info

wasteoiddd:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

yesssssss she’s supervising haha

a hilarious and cute story for all ages:)

allonz-y:

d-dh:

sebastainsmaster:

nintendosuicide:

betsycrocker:

alloftherabbits:

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housewitch:

Jewel Caterpillar

a caterpillar is prettier than me 

just look at the awesome moth it turns into

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That is not an awesome moth it’s a fucking demon from my nightmares

Shush you, it’s pretty. A Flufferfly.

I am the Lorax

I speak for the trees

I can’t even tell which side its’ head is on.

It’s like a diamond decided to turn into a fluffy Dorito.

fluffy Dorito.

LOOK AT THIS CATERPILLAR, YOU GUYS. LOOKATIT.

this is one beautiful creature.

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