PJ Harvey
this image bothers me. Not because it looks like old’ PJHarvey’s about eat bullets; I just always imagined her the other way around- that when she sings or speaks, her works are like bullets, that she is both the gun and the hand that guides it.
I hate mayonnaise. I hate it, and I’ve hated it my entire life. But I can’t seem to escape it. You mayo-haters out there know what I mean. You walk into a restaurant, you order something and say, “but no mayo,” then when it’s delivered to you not only is there mayo on it, there is an OFFENSIVE amount of mayo on it
I second this entire post, and would like to add my own addendum regarding sour cream. I fucking hate sour cream. The sight of it induces disgust; the smell of it induces gagging; and the taste of it? Literally vomit. The problem is, I love Mexican food. Not fake-ass Americanized Mexican food, but the real shit. Sour cream is nowhere to be found. But that wasn’t good enough for you fat fucks, so you had to load everything with cheddar cheese and globs of rotten milk, and now I can’t escape the shit. You think getting mayo off of a sandwich is hard? Try getting sour cream off of anything.
In conclusion, fuck you, sour cream.
“Getting mayo off a sandwich is like trying to take a nude photo of yourself off the Internet.”
Favorite.
I second this. You CANNOT scrape mayonnaise off a sandwich.
All of this. Also the entire addendum about sour cream is perfect.
There are exactly three countries on Earth that do not provide guarantees for paid maternity leave. Papua New Guinea and Swaziland are two of them. Care to guess the third?
this is why choosing your leaders based on patriotism is a stupid idea. If you inherently believe in your nation’s superiority to others, you WILL block out the possibility that you may be doing it all wrong, no matter how many wealthy people tell you the opposite.
Halfway through an in-depth presentation I was making…
Client: I wish you were wearing nothing but those shoes.
I should mention I was making this presentation to a room full of people.
I only hope this fellow was taken away and treated for his case of Boner Tourette’s.
It’s hilts like these that remind you that creating a sword was often the combined effort of 5 or 6 different specialists.
It’s pretty… But is this hilt practical?
Next Skyrim update adds mounted combat
Patch 1.6 will enable players to perform both melee and ranged attacks while in the saddle.
about goddamned time.
Almost makes me miss taking the subway… almost.
Dude on the right looks an unhealthy tint. Mighty interesting night, I’m guessing.
power ranger overpowered by some guy’s junk stench, I think?
In the middle of an hours-long business meeting with a client to discuss advertising design, she commented on my pregnancy, asked how it was going and then offered to purchase my baby in cash. She said that as soon as her business deal went through, she had planned on finding a pregnant woman who would sell her baby to her.
She told me “this deal is good for millions. I’ll be able to afford the best nanny.”
Seriously. What. The. Fuck.
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This is where I connect with students, friends, and enable secret projects:) It'll probably go nowhere, like all my spur of the moment plans, but I'm prepared not to be perplexed if that happens:)
